Bikes for the unemployed

So your office shut down and you're out of work. No worries - just trade in the abandoned cubicles and phone system for a nice new bike.

Via Craigslist:

Trade Office stuff for track/fixie - $1 (Portland)

I have a nice digital telephone system that could serve an office or business. Also have about 25 cubibles.

I would like a 55cm or around there in size fixed gear bike. Bianchi Pista / Masi speciale/ langster

let me know.