Oh, SHIT, readers! I know lots of you ride bikes, but this General Motors advertisement implies that college ladies, in their impeccable good taste, might find guys like me unattractive on my bicycle, ERGO, I might not get laid as prolifically as I deserve!
SO WELL I"D BETTER incur massive debt to purchase a product that will lose half its value as soon as I drive it off the dealer's lot! And as long as we're talking GREAT ideas, why not buy some AXE BODY SPRAY as well? And BAILOUTS FOR EVERYONE!
Via BikePortland [the other one].