Annoyed by the need to yield to pedestrians? If you're lucky enough to live in of Saco, Maine, here's how you can get rid of those pesky crosswalks in three easy steps:
- Get drunk.
- Plow your car into an elderly lady using the troublesome crosswalk on her way to church.
- Traffic engineers will take care of the rest, and cite "safety concerns" to remove the crosswalk on your behalf.